THIS IS REALLY EXCITING NEWS EVERYONE, FINALLY, AT THE OVER RIPE AGE OF 25, I WILL BE GETTING A BACHELORS DEGREE IN READING BOOKS ANALYTICALLY. FINDING A JOB IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH EASIER—oh wait, I am getting a degree that says I’m good at reading. Never mind. WOOO GRAD SCHOOL HERE I COME.

THIS IS REALLY EXCITING NEWS EVERYONE, FINALLY, AT THE OVER RIPE AGE OF 25, I WILL BE GETTING A BACHELORS DEGREE IN READING BOOKS ANALYTICALLY. FINDING A JOB IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH EASIER—oh wait, I am getting a degree that says I’m good at reading. Never mind. WOOO GRAD SCHOOL HERE I COME.

  • 01.16.12